pyksii:

saddeer:

I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together

DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!

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doctahmarthajones:


Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka reenact the spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp (x)

this is the cutest
doctahmarthajones:


Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka reenact the spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp (x)

this is the cutest
doctahmarthajones:


Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka reenact the spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp (x)

this is the cutest
doctahmarthajones:


Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka reenact the spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp (x)

this is the cutest
doctahmarthajones:


Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka reenact the spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp (x)

this is the cutest
doctahmarthajones:


Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka reenact the spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp (x)

this is the cutest
doctahmarthajones:


Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka reenact the spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp (x)

this is the cutest
doctahmarthajones:


Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka reenact the spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp (x)

this is the cutest

doctahmarthajones:

Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka reenact the spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp (x)

this is the cutest

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the-love-child-diaries:

sarahgriswald:

*panties off already*

Fuck yes
the-love-child-diaries:

sarahgriswald:

*panties off already*

Fuck yes
lolitsgabe:

Shut. The fuck. Up. lolitsgabe:

Shut. The fuck. Up. lolitsgabe:

Shut. The fuck. Up. lolitsgabe:

Shut. The fuck. Up.

quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:

Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.

Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.

Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

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eggsquad:

Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know
eggsquad:

Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know
eggsquad:

Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know

eggsquad:

Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know

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“Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”

mx-ro:

brown-likeme:

nizhonibird:

sikssaapo-p:

THE TRUTH OF NATIVE AMERICANS BEFORE THE GENOCIDE

Gotta put this on blast.
We never needed a white savior.

I hate this country.

What I learned from this video:

  • 100 million Native Americans died at the hands of white colonists
  • Instead of planting crops the colonists spent their days digging random holes in the ground looking for gold. They started starving and dug up Indian corpses to eat. They took Indian prisoners and forced them to teach the colonists how to farm
  • Native Americans had massive cities with tens of thousands of well constructed houses, intricate water canals and large merchant areas.
  • The Native Americans used soaps, deodorants and breath sweeteners while colonists never bathed or even took of their clothes
  • There was a delousing policy with the mantra Nits create Lice; nits being Native American babies, so their goal was to kill every Indian, including babies 
  • In the 1700’s 80% of the Federal Budget went towards eradicating the Native American population so they could take their developed farmland
  • Colonists leaders went town after town killing men women and children under the approval of George Washington
  • "Pursue Indians to extermination" -Thomas Jefferson
  • California governor (1849-1851): “extermination must continue to be waged until the Indian becomes extinct”

The main factor which prevented Native American extinction was the fact they were used for slave labor. The most prized Native Americans were young girls who were said to be valued for labor and lust (that one white dude in your ethnic studies class that says he’s 1/36th Cherokee?)

In modern times children were forced into Indian Boarding Schools whose goal was to “Kill the Indian in them”. It was federal policy. They were beaten if they used their native tongue, they were forced to dress and style their hair like whites 

This country was literally built on terrorism and mass murder. White people are savage terrorists.

Until, this is taught in schools everywhere- “history class” is merely a racism propaganda course.

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anakistarsong:

zing-noir:


River otters at the Zoological & Botanical Garden in Ichikawa, Japan

omg the last one he pops up ahjfskghfagskjfkhdjs ahahaha

This is what heaven looks like…
anakistarsong:

zing-noir:


River otters at the Zoological & Botanical Garden in Ichikawa, Japan

omg the last one he pops up ahjfskghfagskjfkhdjs ahahaha

This is what heaven looks like…
anakistarsong:

zing-noir:


River otters at the Zoological & Botanical Garden in Ichikawa, Japan

omg the last one he pops up ahjfskghfagskjfkhdjs ahahaha

This is what heaven looks like…
anakistarsong:

zing-noir:


River otters at the Zoological & Botanical Garden in Ichikawa, Japan

omg the last one he pops up ahjfskghfagskjfkhdjs ahahaha

This is what heaven looks like…
anakistarsong:

zing-noir:


River otters at the Zoological & Botanical Garden in Ichikawa, Japan

omg the last one he pops up ahjfskghfagskjfkhdjs ahahaha

This is what heaven looks like…

anakistarsong:

zing-noir:

River otters at the Zoological & Botanical Garden in Ichikawa, Japan

omg the last one he pops up ahjfskghfagskjfkhdjs ahahaha

This is what heaven looks like…

(via elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey)

“The planet does not need more successful people. The planet desperately needs more peacemakers, healers, restorers, storytellers and lovers of all kind.”
— Dalai Lama (via outcamethesun)

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xgenepositive:

nosdrinker:

no dog should ever be homeless

no home should ever be dogless

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